What is the dumbest thing someone said to you about being or thinking about becoming vegan? I have decided to write down the silliest things my friends and relatives have said to me about what I eat and consume and what I said or wished I said. This is definitely a little therapy for me but I hope it helps other people stand their ground with animal agriculture horror deniers.
Starting with OF COURSE :
WhAt aBoUt pRotEin?
Contrary to popular belief there is quite a bit of protein in fruits, vegetables and grains. If you don’t have a dead animal on your plate it leaves a lot more room for more of those! Where do the animals you’re eating get protein from?
How much protein is in that dead body on your plate?
WoW, tHaT’s sTriCt!
Huh, I think six months in quarantine due to a pandemic caused by people eating animals is a LOT more strict.
Making a living creature die every time you’re hungry is pretty strict.
BuT tHoSe pLaNt bAsEd bUrgErs sTilL aReN’t gOoD fOr yOu.
They’re still a lot better for you, animals and the environment than a cow carcass!
BuT cHeEsE!
(Full disclosure I was a bUt cHeEse! vegetarian once but have now seen the error in my ways)
Yes, of course how could you give up moldy cow pus designed for a baby calf?
You are right, I miss when my food involved rape and abandonment.
HaTe tO bReAk iT to yOu, plAnTs hAvE fEeLiNgs.
Wow, you must be really upset since your food has to eat plants with feelings so you can eat an animal with feelings.
WhAt aBoUt b12?
Do you eat a lot of soil? Because that’s where b12 is. That animal you’re eating doesn’t have enough b12 for you either.
My favorite condiment has 500% of the daily suggested b12 and I’m sure you have never heard of it.
YoU eAt fIsH rIgHt?
Nope, I don’t eat anything that comes from something that has taken a poop.
YoU mUsT bE sO hEaLtHy.
Sure, but only because I don’t think it’s right to abuse animals and the environment for tAsTe.
(I feel like when people think it’s for health reasons they push back on the lie that the animal agriculture is okay.)
WhAt iF yOu wErE gOiNg tO dIe?
I’d have some cute animal company before kicking the bucket.
My cUltUrE!
No culture is going to survive climate change if we all continue to live the lives we are living. Someone has already figured out a way to make your cultures food in a cruelty free way.
OrGaNiC, gRaSsFed, hUmAnElY sLaUgHtEred, lIvEd tHe gOoD lIfe fOoD oNlY!
It’s an animal that instead of being able to live a full life has died because you like the taste of it.
BuT iN mOdErAtIoN aNyThInG iS oKaY.
Sure but humans don’t do moderation well. Moderation is eating meat twice a week like climate change scientists have suggested. Unless you’re recording every calorie it’s hard to remember what you ate. It’s easy to just hang up the meat cutting board and stop.
I’m tRyIng tO bE pLaNt bAsEd.
It’s not hard, just put down the cow pus, carcasses and pick up a vegetable.
AnImAl cRuElTy iS bAd! (While being a meat eater)
Wait until you find out what they did to make that sandwich you’re eating.
ToFu hAs tOo mUcH eStRoGeN.
While you’re googling how much estrogen is in tofu check on the antibiotics chickens and cows are fed.
WhAt dO yOu eVeN eAt?
I find it so sad that you can’t even think of one meal without animal products in it.
It’S vEgAn wItH a lItTlE bIt oF pRoTeIn.
Yes, vegetables have protein but you mean chicken so that is not vegan.
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